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Send Hunter to Find the Ukraine Brothels and the Tax Probe
from #294 - One Hyde Park | The Tim Dillon Show · #294
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Tim jokes about sending Hunter into Ukraine like advance troops to find brothels and drugs, then covers the ongoing federal grand jury tax probe into Hunter's Burisma income.
- Tim proposes sending Hunter Biden into Ukraine first to scout out brothels and find where to score, then deploying the rest of the Americans.
- Federal investigators are examining whether Hunter Biden met tax obligations while receiving $50,000 monthly from the Ukrainian firm Burisma.
- Tim tells parents worried about school curriculum they're missing the real threat: their kids will eventually smoke crack in Hong Kong and screw them over.
- Tim opposes kids cutting their dicks off and wanting them back, calling it a big oops.
- The 80,000 images on Hunter Biden's laptop strike Tim as very weird and strange regardless of other details.