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Caruso's Direct Energy Weapons and Ben's Take

from #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show · #292

3 min

Tim does an extended bit imagining Caruso arming police with direct energy weapons against the homeless, funded by his Raytheon lunch friends, while Ben weighs in on Caruso being a bored rich guy.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim describes two political extremes in LA: a real estate portfolio worth half the city budget, and someone advocating killing cops.
  • Guest recounts how LA crime improved through high school and pandemic but has now returned to gunshots and unprecedented homelessness.
  • Tim pitches Caruso building an abandoned Americana mall exclusively for homeless people to pretend to shop and play in fentanyl-filled fountains.
  • Ben's argument: Caruso is rich and bored, so letting him run for office is just the natural progression of wealthy people trying to fix things.
  • Tim proposes Caruso's solution to crime is equipping cops with direct energy weapons that make people instantly drop and shake, sourced from Raytheon lunch meetings.
  • Caruso claims his Raytheon friends at the Rosewood Miramar hotel have been discussing pulse-based direct energy weapons to incapacitate people on the street.
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