rant · moment 4 of 33
The Vomiting Man Gets Sent to First Class
from #292 - Do It Quietly | The Tim Dillon Show · #292
3 min
Tim tells a story about flying first class while Devin sits in coach, and a fit young white man in the middle seat violently vomits everywhere before being sent up to first class to clean off, much to Tim's outrage.
- Tim and friends were on a plane where he sits in first class while Devin sits in coach.
- Tim spots Devin sitting in a premium seat right behind the first class curtain, essentially trolling him.
- Tim sometimes walks to the back of the plane and sneaks Devin food from first class, like hard-boiled eggs.
- A younger, fit white man in the middle seat started vomiting uncontrollably during the flight.
- The vomiting man sprayed his vomit all over his groin repeatedly, flailing around for throw-up bags that weren't there.
- Tim got hit with vomit five times—it went on his wallet, backpack, shoes, and pants while he was trapped in the window seat.
- Flight attendants sent the vomit-covered man into first class to wash himself off, infuriating Tim.
- Tim's complaint: they brought this vomiting passenger into a $2,000 seat where he doesn't belong and doesn't belong.
- The vomiting man had passed out when the plane took off, which explains some of what happened, though Tim still doesn't want him in first class covered in vomit.