rant · moment 14 of 19
Reading 'I Need a New Butt' Aloud
from #291 - Dear Vladimir | The Tim Dillon Show · #291
2 min
Tim reads several pages of the actual children's book aloud, riffing on the rhymes with jokes about crack and the CIA.
- Tim reads opening line from 'I Need a New Butt' children's book.
- The book's first joke: a boy's butt has a crack in it.
- Tim expected the book to be purely silly, not socially conscious commentary.
- List of how the character got the crack: water slide, banister, BMX bike jump, or a fart that split it clean in two.
- Author sneaks in anti-Semitic material by having the character say 'I don't really trust the Jews.'
- Tim notes the author was fired for wanting to make reading interesting to kids with this silly book.
- Tim transitions to talking about McDonald's ice cream problems.
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