News · moment 13 of 19
The Assistant Principal Fired for Reading 'I Need a New Butt'
from #291 - Dear Vladimir | The Tim Dillon Show · #291
6 min
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He tells the story of a Mississippi assistant principal fired for reading a silly children's book about butts, defending the book as harmless.
- Tim outlines the interconnected grift system: death machines, Ponzi schemes, insulin profiteering, exploiting the poor.
- Realtors drive young couples around to trick them into mortgages they can't afford, trapping them in decades of depression.
- An assistant principal in Mississippi was fired for reading a children's book called 'I Need a New Butt' to second graders over Zoom.
- The reading happened during Read Across America week when an administrator forgot her turn; Toby Price stepped in to fill the gap.
- The district superintendent called Price into her office and placed him on administrative leave, then fired him two days later for violating educator conduct standards.
- The superintendent claimed the book was inappropriate, objecting to references to farting and descriptions of butts in various colors, shapes, and sizes.
- Tim pulls up the actual book to examine whether the content justifies the firing.
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