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Ben's Wife Says He Doesn't Need All Those Houses

from #288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino | The Tim Dillon Show · #288

4 min

Tim riffs on being told by his producer Ben and his wife that he doesn't need multiple homes since he's gay and single, spiraling into a bit about hosting Christmas parties with Logan Paul and Bari Weiss and the difficulty of adoption versus abortion.

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  • Tim owns multiple homes he doesn't need as a single gay man with no family to support.
  • Most people buy houses for families, but family formation is low and happening later, so fewer people need houses now.
  • Ben's wife has repeatedly criticized him for owning seven-bedroom houses he doesn't need.
  • Tim argues his wife makes him feel bad for being gay and says gay people deserve homes too.
  • Ben proposes he could adopt children to fill the rooms if Tim helped him through the process.
  • Tim mentions reading Bubba Watson's book about adoption, which took a long time despite Watson's wealth.
  • Tim proposes making adoption easier instead of abortion, so women can have nine months to rest while someone else raises the child.
  • The adoption system is controlled by concerns about sex trafficking and CPS practices, making it deliberately difficult.
  • Ben argues his wife guilt-trips him about needing multiple homes despite his stated reason: hosting parties with celebrities like Logan Paul and Barry Weiss.
  • Tim objects to being demeaned about his real estate holdings before discussing a rental index chart.
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Bubba WatsonJohn DalyLogan PaulBari Weiss

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