rant · moment 22 of 33
Trading Marv Albert for a Real Offender
from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285
2 min
Tim jokes about swapping out lesser offenders like Marv Albert for people accused of worse things, and defends Chris D'Elia as unclear/unproven.
- Tim proposes a trade: give back Woody Allen for Marv Albert, the Knicks announcer who bit prostitutes repeatedly.
- Marv Albert retired with grace after biting women for years, facing no real consequences.
- The deal: hand over Marv Albert as proof of what he did, get a funny person back instead of Woody Allen.
- Comedy fans need funny people—they'll keep watch on him, but the trade makes sense.
Marv AlbertWoody Allen