rant · moment 19 of 33
Whitney Cummings Pees on Her Lawn Like a Dog
from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285
1 min
Tim tells a story about staying at Whitney Cummings' house and watching her squat and urinate on her lawn to "teach" her puppy, calling it the real QAnon conspiracy.
- Tim describes Whitney Cummings squatting and peeing on her lawn to teach her baby pit bull how to pee.
- Dogs pee when they need to, not because they watched a human demonstrate it outside.
- The real QAnon is just Whitney peeing on her lawn, not Hollywood sex parties or blood-drinking conspiracies.
- Tim checked John Stamos's basement for an adrenochrome bar and found nothing.
- Tom Hanks was the big one in the conspiracy theories, not Chrissy Teigen.
- If someone's allegedly running a human trafficking ring, they should at least be talented.
Tom HanksChrissy TeigenJohn Stamos