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Whitney Cummings Pees on Her Lawn Like a Dog

from #285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack | The Tim Dillon Show · #285

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Tim tells a story about staying at Whitney Cummings' house and watching her squat and urinate on her lawn to "teach" her puppy, calling it the real QAnon conspiracy.

In this bit6 moments
  • Tim describes Whitney Cummings squatting and peeing on her lawn to teach her baby pit bull how to pee.
  • Dogs pee when they need to, not because they watched a human demonstrate it outside.
  • The real QAnon is just Whitney peeing on her lawn, not Hollywood sex parties or blood-drinking conspiracies.
  • Tim checked John Stamos's basement for an adrenochrome bar and found nothing.
  • Tom Hanks was the big one in the conspiracy theories, not Chrissy Teigen.
  • If someone's allegedly running a human trafficking ring, they should at least be talented.
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Tom HanksChrissy TeigenJohn Stamos

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