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SimpliSafe and DoorDash Ad Read
from #284 - Prozac Play-Doh | The Tim Dillon Show · #284
4 min
SponsorSimpliSafe
Tim reads ads for SimpliSafe home security and DoorDash delivery, drifting into riffing about crime rates and ordering Indian food.
- Tim says he's thrilled with SimpliSafe in Texas, praising the cameras and sensors.
- A tripwire and laser system caught someone trying to break into his house.
- People blame delivery services for making them fat, but you can also order healthy groceries.
- Using DoorDash lets you take your kids to their activities without worrying about dinner.
- With DoorDash you can try new cuisines like Indian food without leaving home on a Friday night.
- The app lets you get everything in one place—groceries, deodorant, toilet paper, broccoli—all delivered in under an hour.
- Tim appreciates that DoorDash shows you pictures of the food you're ordering.
- Tim prefers DoorDash to all the other delivery services.
- Use code Tim Dillon for 25 off your first DoorDash order of $15 or more.