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A Disappointing Thanksgiving and Needing a Real Family

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2 min

Tim reflects on a lackluster Thanksgiving with friends instead of family, concluding he needs to actually start a real family since cobbled-together friend groups don't cut it.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim's Thanksgiving was disappointing despite having friends over.
  • He has no interest in doing Thanksgiving with his biological family and never will again.
  • Tim thinks he needs to adopt a kid and get married because touring and show success feel meaningless.
  • Everyone around him is a horrible person, so he needs another life project to focus on.
  • You need that family unit whether you're gay, straight, or pedophile.

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