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BlueChew Read
from #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show · #279
1 min
SponsorBlueChew
Standard sponsor read for BlueChew, the chewable erectile dysfunction medication, pitched as discreet and fun like a Flintstones vitamin.
- Tim opens the BlueChew read with absurdist energy, calling it "blue chew f*** omnicron."
- BlueChew delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost, with no doctor visits or pharmacy awkwardness required.
- Tim pitches the chewable format as fun and nostalgic, comparing it to Flintstones vitamins.
- Tim adds the caveat that opportunity "has to be consensual now."
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