rant · moment 16 of 29
Stealing Orange Juice and Pizza as a Kid
from #279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear | The Tim Dillon Show · #279
2 min
Tim tells stories of petty theft from his youth—stealing fresh-squeezed orange juice from a bodega for years and eating pizza slices before paying at a Long Island deli—contrasting his own minor larceny with organized flash mobs.
- Tim was a difficult kid who pooped his pants all the time and wasn't liked by family members.
- He proposes organizing a flash mob to steal frozen yogurt toppings, suggesting pepper-spraying a young employee in the eyes.
- Tim stole fresh-squeezed orange juice every day from Food Emporium on Eighth Avenue in New York City for two years before getting on his tour bus.
- A guy who'd just gotten out of jail caught him stealing and turned into a rat, which Tim hated.
- He also stole pizza slices at Suburban Eats deli on Long Island by eating them quickly while in line, then paying for only his sandwich.
Seth RogenFood EmporiumSuburban Eats