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Ben's Dangerous Driving History and the Percocet Deposition Story
from #278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show · #278
3 min
Tim riffs on 'Written House vs Written Home,' then launches into a long story about Ben and his wife's history of car accidents and near-fatalities, including his own accident with his secretary on a Percocet run and Ben's wife allegedly hitting a baby stroller.
- Ben is a horrible driver who almost killed someone on a motorcycle.
- Tim has totaled five cars and had his license suspended over 20 times, yet he's accused of being the bad driver.
- Tim almost killed his secretary, a very fat woman, when her head hit the dashboard on the way to buy Percocet, and he had to sit through a deposition.
- The secretary pointed into the bank so they could get money from the ATM to buy Percocet in the middle of work.
- Ben's wife knocked over a baby stroller and threw a baby onto the ground.
- Tim compares Ben's wife to Caitlyn Jenner, saying she will kill children with impunity.
- Ben killed a motorcyclist just because he didn't like him.