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The Ghislaine Maxwell/Epstein Satirical Defense: 'Just a Modeling Agency'
from #278 - A Thanksgiving Tale | The Tim Dillon Show · #278
7 min
Tim delivers a long, sarcastic bit defending Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein as misunderstood philanthropists running an innocent modeling agency, weaving in Les Wexner, Bill Barr's father's novel, Alan Dershowitz, Bill Clinton, and the island's 'sun temple,' mocking conspiracy theories about elite trafficking.
- People hate when a woman is a bad bitch because they don't want to see her win.
- Ghislaine was a philanthropist trying to save the ocean with her husband.
- They were running a modeling agency with no age limit for models, which is perfectly legal.
- The modeling agency was successful—John Luke Brunell, a major Paris photographer, was involved.
- Chelsea Handler and the Pope support them, so they must be good people.
- They bought an island in the French Virgin Islands for tax purposes—just good business.
- The temple on the island was actually an office for their expanding global modeling agency.
- Jeffrey Epstein wanted to build schools for children, which is why he taught in one.
- Bill Barr's father wrote a sci-fi novel about a planet ruled by elites using sex slaves—pure imagination.
- If you were a pedophile, you'd never work at a school because it would be too tempting.
Jeffrey EpsteinBill BarrJislynneJohn Luke BrunellChelsea HandlerPope