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Betting on Tragedy: Dark Versus Game Scenarios

from #276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show · #276

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Tim spirals into dark hypothetical Versus bets like whether someone's cancer returns or when secret camps and boosters will roll out, mixing celebrity gossip bets with dystopian jokes.

In this bit7 moments
  • Bets on celebrity deaths and tragedies: Whitney Cummings found in bathtub, TikTok star asking about Netflix renewals, Radar Online asking about Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's divorce.
  • Tim on the Versus app: you can gamble on anything—someone's private life, family collapse, cancer relapse—it's all a game.
  • Will the American system of government collapse within 36 months—you might win a few bucks betting on it through Versus.
  • Betting pools on Tim: will Ben kill Tim, will Ben's wife kill Tim—neither one probably will, but people are asking.
  • Versus app backed by luminaries: Mark Pincus, Kevin Hart, William Shatner, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Mark Burnett, the Winklevoss twins, Peter Thiel—and Josh Richards from Sway House, described as an idiot.
  • Tim on betting versus action: instead of fixing the world's horrors or hoping elected representatives change laws, you can just bet on them happening.
  • Fun future prediction games on Versus: when will COVID boosters be required to go outside, when does the secret prison start, when do the camps roll out, who goes in first.
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Winklevoss twinsPeter ThielVersusJake PaulWhitney CummingsAlex WarrenJosh RichardsKevin HartMark BurnettDean McDermottMark PincusJeffrey KatzenbergTori Spelling

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