Interview · moment 3 of 29
Plan to Infiltrate and Sabotage the University of Austin
from #276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show · #276
5 min
Guest
They riff on a scheme to enroll and immediately start chaos with fake rape and microaggression accusations, trans party conspiracies, and pushing the school into absurd political corners.
- Tim hates woke universities but says they're not allowed to say 'woke' anymore because someone from The View called it a dog whistle.
- Blue hair is more of a dog whistle than woke, according to Tim's classification of signals and rhetoric.
- Tim kind of supports the University of Austin but thinks it's absurd that Americans are stuck choosing between two groups of hucksters.
- Plan to infiltrate the University of Austin and start problems immediately by claiming to be non-binary and sexually assaulted.
- Strategy involves playing the woke game gradually—starting with microaggressions and misgendering complaints rather than outright rape accusations.
- Alternative plan: accuse University of Austin faculty of inviting students to secret trans parties to sexually assault them.
- Tim and his co-host consider calling people "pig fuckers" and escalating to Mossad accusations and claims about killing Diana.
- Push the hard-right conspiracy direction to see how far the conservative faculty will go with increasingly radical claims.
- Tim tries to find the University of Austin's admissions page, confusing it with the University of Texas at Austin.
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