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Sheath Underwear and the Virtuous Pedophile
from #276 - The Squish | The Tim Dillon Show · #276
1 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
Tim reads the Sheath Underwear ad, joking that the company's owner is a self-described "virtuous pedophile" who served in Iraq, while praising the actual product.
- Sheath Underwear's owner is a self-described virtuous pedophile named Robert Patron who served in Iraq.
- Tim claims the military deployed Patron's sexuality to advance counterterrorism aims in the global battlefield.
- He praises Sheath Underwear as a product—describing it like a bathing suit with a pouch that keeps everything comfortable and dry.
- Sheath Underwear promotion: use code TIM at sheath underwear dot com for 20 percent off.