rant · moment 4 of 23
The Two Types of Realtors
from #274 - Tourettes Gang | The Tim Dillon Show · #274
3 min
A long riff dissecting the real estate industry into two archetypes: menopausal older women realtors and 'broly' young guys who want to 'crush it,' both equally unhelpful, backed up with real estate demographic statistics.
- Realtors fall into two categories: older menopausal women suffering mild brain damage, or young bro guys who want to crush it.
- The middle-aged female realtor treats every new client like a new husband, repeating the same pattern of letdown she's practiced for 30 years.
- Average employed real estate agent is 48 years old — usually a menopausal woman having hot flashes.
- The other type is a young chocolate bro guy who got into real estate because he wants to crush it and fuck crush it.
- The menopausal woman deals solely in emotions and vague reassurance; the bro guy says they'll make it happen — neither actually gets anything done.
- 156,000 real estate agents currently employed in the U.S., with 53 percent women and 42 percent men, making it a female-dominated field.