ad · moment 10 of 23
Watch Gang Ad
from #274 - Tourettes Gang | The Tim Dillon Show · #274
2 min
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A sponsor read for Watch Gang claiming women won't sleep with men without a watch, riffing on fantasies about sleeping with your brother's wife and workplace resentment.
- Tim claims there are two types of guys in the world: watch guys and guys whose dicks don't work.
- Watch guys get sloppy wet pussy; no one will have sex with you without a watch.
- Tim describes needing a watch for when your brother tells you he's leaving his wife because you want to sleep with her.
- You need a watch for the moment when you ask your boss for a raise, he says no, and you go back to your cubicle prison anyway because you're afraid to bet on yourself.
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