rant · moment 5 of 28
Halloween is Good, Actually
from #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show · #273
2 min
Tim argues Halloween is really about candy and vandalism and that canceling it over noise complaints and costume costs is absurd, though he concedes the noise complaint has a point.
- Halloween is about eating candy and vandalizing things—a beautiful idea.
- Tim traces the pipeline from Halloween vandalism to antifa: eggs and shaving cream lead to federal banks in Portland.
- Schools canceled Halloween because kids without costumes would be upset—his solution: just buy them costumes.
- Loud noise and crowds trigger some children, which Tim agrees is a legitimate problem worth skipping the event over.
- Country is in bad shape: inflation is so severe a single McGriddle now costs $38.