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Seattle School Cancels Halloween Parade, and Ryan the Dirty Kid

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Tim reacts to a Seattle elementary school canceling its Halloween parade over claims it marginalizes students of color, then tells a long story about a poor, neglected childhood classmate named Ryan who wore a pumpkin mask for the parade.

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  • Seattle elementary school cancels its annual Halloween pumpkin parade, claiming it marginalizes students of color who don't celebrate Halloween.
  • Tim questions whether African-American boys actually avoid Halloween, noting he's never heard of this before.
  • School justifies removing the parade and costumes around 'foundational beliefs around equity,' citing that some kids lack money for costumes.
  • Tim introduces Ryan, a dirty, neglected Irish kid from his school who would show up filthy and malnourished to Halloween parades.
  • Teachers gave Ryan a plastic pumpkin mask so he could participate in the parade despite his poverty and home situation.
  • Tim argues that canceling the parade doesn't actually help kids like Ryan—his parents don't care, and his life remains unchanged.
  • Tim visits Ryan's house and describes the conditions: cereal, cigarette ashtrays overflowing, a genuinely difficult childhood.
  • The Halloween parade included kids with expensive costumes like Freddy Krueger masks alongside poorer students with minimal options.
  • A 600-pound girl named Jenna was dressed as a princess and walked the parade with a characteristic head gesture she did daily.
  • Ryan with his small pumpkin mask and the other kids of varying circumstances all participating together made for a nice day.
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Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary SchoolSeattle

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