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Austin After Dark and the Realtor Saga
from #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show · #273
5 min
Tim transitions into discussing Austin's dangerous nightlife segment 'Austin After Hours,' interrupted by a rant about their incompetent business manager and a bumbling realtor who wasted their time on unavailable office space.
- Austin After Dark is a new crime segment showing the city devolves into violence after 8 p.m.
- Tim's realtor kept announcing his wife was having a baby instead of showing office space properly.
- The realtor asked if Tim was single, treating a commercial space showing like a frat party.
- After Tim agreed to take the unit, the realtor said it wasn't available—wasting everyone's time.
- Showing office space in LA is the lowest position in real estate; real money is in residential.
- Tim blames his business manager for connecting him with incompetent deadbeats instead of decent professionals.
- Austin After Hours police patrol shows increased violent crime in entertainment districts on weekend nights.
- People are realizing Austin isn't fun, they're drugged up and angry, and with guns they turn violent.
- Tim predicts Austin will descend into chaos as visitors get high, armed, and disappointed with the city.