rant · moment 11 of 28
Communist Cereal Mascots Fantasy
from #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show · #273
3 min
Tim riffs on the morality of the cereal strike and fantasizes about turning Kellogg's mascots like Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam into communist revolutionaries killing executives.
- Tim criticizes Kellogg's workers for striking when people need their frosted mini-wheats.
- Viral image of a Kellogg's worker picketing at 3 a.m. in a storm gets compared to drone-strike propaganda.
- Tim enjoys the Tony the Tiger 'I'm greedy' picket sign and imagines communist versions of cereal mascots.
- Mini Wheats should be dressed as Joseph Stalin with a hammer and sickle.
- Rice Krispies elves should be depicted killing and cutting the throats of executives.
- Toucan Sam should have his arm around Mao Zedong in protest artwork.
- Tim admits he doesn't care about the actual picketers, but would be interested if the mascots got involved in revolutionary violence.
- If there was artwork of cereal mascots killing executives and burning their houses, Tim would get more on board with the strike.
- Tim imagines finding a nice picture of Stalin and turning the Raisin Bran sun into Stalin.
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