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The Fake Kellogg's Contract Terms
from #273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop | The Tim Dillon Show · #273
4 min
Tim invents absurd, dystopian details about the supposed Kellogg's labor contract, including catheters, supervised bathroom breaks, and a company 'resort' vacation that's actually more work.
- Kellogg's contract allows bathroom use twice a week
- Number one requires a catheter and colostomy bag while working
- Vacation at a Kellogg's-approved facility means working eight-hour days instead of sixteen
- Resort amenities include Frosted Mini Wheats for children and Kellogg's history on the walls
- Employees get one hour to take sick children to the doctor or forfeit weekly pay
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