rant · moment 4 of 28
The Upper East Side Before the Fall
from #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show · #270
7 min
Tim riffs on the hotel being full of diplomats, Jamie Dimon, and the stalker, comparing the scene to aristocrats sipping wine as civilization collapses, then mocks yoga as basically learning to fart, before recounting instructing hotel security to physically rough up the stalker.
- A woman keeps showing up at his hotel lobby, calling back with different stories.
- Tim describes his usual New York hotel as the Best Western in Times Square where Meghan and Harry stay.
- The Upper East Side represents wealthy people trying to enjoy wine and cabernet before the American century ends.
- Tim riffs on yoga as a fat thing where people sit around learning how to fart.
- The stalker woman returns and Tim tells hotel staff to beat her up, hit her, put her head in the toilet.
- Tim offered to pay extra for hotel security to rough up the woman; they threw her out instead and banned her.
- The stalker sent him a message on Instagram saying 'why is he here, I don't understand what's going on.'
- Tim calls stalking a podcaster the lowest level of embarrassment compared to stalking actual celebrities.
- He jokes about giving the stalker Havana syndrome or putting her head in the microwave since he's paying for the hotel.
- Tim says he handled the situation maturely by telling security to beat her up, then discusses his own plan to stalk the stalker.
- Getting known means occasionally getting psychos, which comes with the territory of being somewhat famous.
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