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Approaching Jamie Dimon at the Restaurant

from #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show · #270

3 min

Tim and Ben fantasize about approaching Jamie Dimon at the restaurant to ask for a movie loan or comment on chip credit cards, speculating on how the cold, stoic banker would react.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim imagines approaching Jamie Dimon at a restaurant to complain about debit card chip readers being slower than magnetic strips.
  • Discussion of identity theft and whether Russians are behind it.
  • Tim describes the bit of pretending to know Jamie Dimon and asking him for a movie loan.
  • Speculation about whether Dimon would play along or try to figure out who Tim is.
  • Tim describes Dimon as seeming very cold, like stone.
  • His wife didn't seem allowed to make eye contact with him; the relationships at that wealth level appear dysfunctional.
  • The ultra-wealthy are a different species without normal human emotions.
  • Tim explains their survival mechanism: kill all feeling with wine, food, and medication to maintain coldness and wealth.
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