rant · moment 23 of 28
Approaching Jamie Dimon at the Restaurant
from #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show · #270
3 min
Tim and Ben fantasize about approaching Jamie Dimon at the restaurant to ask for a movie loan or comment on chip credit cards, speculating on how the cold, stoic banker would react.
- Tim imagines approaching Jamie Dimon at a restaurant to complain about debit card chip readers being slower than magnetic strips.
- Discussion of identity theft and whether Russians are behind it.
- Tim describes the bit of pretending to know Jamie Dimon and asking him for a movie loan.
- Speculation about whether Dimon would play along or try to figure out who Tim is.
- Tim describes Dimon as seeming very cold, like stone.
- His wife didn't seem allowed to make eye contact with him; the relationships at that wealth level appear dysfunctional.
- The ultra-wealthy are a different species without normal human emotions.
- Tim explains their survival mechanism: kill all feeling with wine, food, and medication to maintain coldness and wealth.