rant · moment 18 of 28
Kill Pruitt and Bird: The Execution Bit
from #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show · #270
6 min
Tim escalates into an extended dark bit arguing the two Florida kids, Pruitt and Bird, should be executed by electric chair or lethal injection given police had visited their homes dozens of times, riffing on their parents, the pointlessness of homeschooling them, and comparing it to drone strikes abroad.
- Why can't cops kill people who need to be killed, like Pruitt and Bird?
- Pruitt and Bird knew where the school's gas lines were and planned to destroy it.
- Cops could have claimed self-defense: just say they came at you.
- Neither boy's parents have spoken to media; Tim guesses they're not from good homes.
- The two are just friends, not brothers, with Bird the older mastermind at 14.
- Tim questions why parents didn't forbid the friendship after cops visited 60 times.
- He imagines a parent confronting Pruitt by the 28th police visit.
- Tim doesn't understand why children can't be executed.
- He'd put both in electric chairs at 13 and 14 years old.
- If cops came 60 times to your house about your kid, you failed as a parent.
- Neither boy will become anything positive; Bird isn't going to give carbon emissions speeches with Greta Thunberg.
- Tim imagines seeing the look on their faces when sentenced to death by electric chair.
- He adds his stalker should also be executed in a bigger chair for being fat.
- No one will care if his stalker kills him; they won't believe her.
- A petition suggests homeschooling the boys, but Tim says home is the problem—kill them instead.
- They've been homeschooling themselves in gorilla warfare tactics.
- There should be a program to execute children, and Tim has no problem sleeping at night knowing they'd be killed.
- He describes witnessing their execution: tied down screaming, arms outstretched, final words of denial, the needle, kicking feet stopping.
- Tim switches to complaining about the ketchup brand shown—Sir Kensington's instead of Heinz in a glass bottle.
- Despite the condiment debate, his closing statement: kill those kids.
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