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Cold Open: The Stalker at the Hotel
from #270 - Havana Syndrome | The Tim Dillon Show · #270
2 min
Tim opens from a New York hotel room instead of the usual studio, explaining he's about to do a show in Timonium/Baltimore, then reveals he's picked up his first stalker — a woman he describes as a fat yoga instructor rather than the hot stalker he'd have preferred.
- Tim directs his rage at Baltimore residents before a show at Magooby's in Timonium, describing it as a rest stop that became a town.
- Broadcasting from a hotel room because a stalker showed up, which Tim immediately identifies as disappointing—not an attractive person but a dumb yoga instructor.
- Tim laments that his stalker couldn't even be someone hot—just some fat dumb yoga instructor, as if that's somehow worse than actual danger.