rant · moment 20 of 23
Imagining a Harriet Tubman Crossover Bit
from #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show · #269
2 min
Extended improvised bit where Pearl meets Harriet Tubman and explains who Meghan Markle is, including a detour into Dodi Al-Fayed/Princess Diana conspiracy theories and Cynthia McKinney.
- Harriet Tubman married Prince Harry, according to Tim's bit — he's the son of the woman they killed in the tunnel.
- Tim tells people to follow Cynthia McKinney on Twitter to understand the conspiracy stuff about Saudi Arabia and oil.
- Tim insists Meghan Markle is the bravest person ever, braver than him.
- Despite selling massive amounts of tickets and the show getting huge, the offers from networks have been slim to none.
- Tim suggests calling his agent on air right now to reach out to Harry and Meghan about a potential deal.
Meghan MarklePrincess DianaCynthia McKinneyPrince HarryDodi Fayed