rant · moment 18 of 23
Meghan and Harry Are Not Bright
from #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show · #269
6 min
Tim launches into his theory that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are both not very intelligent, mocking their Oprah interview, their move to LA, and their new Netflix deal to make documentaries about disadvantaged people.
- Prince Harry and Meghan Markle prove we have a deep psychological need for vapid, glossy celebrities who think they're smarter than they are.
- Tim describes both of them as garden-variety morons—she's hot, he's royal, but neither is intelligent.
- They use emotion in interviews to cover up the fact that they're not smart, specifically in their Oprah appearance about the royal family's racism.
- The royal family discovery of being racist came as a shock after Harry already believed they murdered his mother.
- They say the right things about global poverty while living in a Los Angeles mansion with round-the-clock security and Netflix deals.
- No politician should have an overall deal with Netflix—this should be a line in the sand, like the Obamas.
- If there were no backlash, Meghan Markle would be on episode three of The Activist talking about racial sensitivity training.
- Actors are stupid people; very few are intelligent, and young actors are noticeably dumb.
- Harry is an idiot for signing up to fight in Afghanistan and for still believing the paparazzi killed his mother.
- Meghan convinced him to leave the UK for LA to make documentaries about people with cleft palates while going on Oprah and collecting Netflix money.
- Meghan tells Oprah the royal family was chasing her around the palace with nooses, then Netflix gives them a suitcase full of money.
- Tim questions whether cleft palates involve the lip being in the nose, confirming by directing Harry to Google it.