rant · moment 14 of 23
Timothy Chalamet and the Sexless Celebrity
from #269 - The Activist | The Tim Dillon Show · #269
2 min
Tim theorizes that many modern celebrities, especially heavily fashioned or surgically enhanced ones like Timothy Chalamet, have become so stylized they no longer seem human or sexual, doing an extended bit imagining lunch with Chalamet.
- VMAs had less than a million viewers; people are done with these events.
- Tim describes a phenomenon where many celebrities at events like the Met Gala are sexless and inhuman-looking, impossible to fantasize about.
- Some celebrities look like art pieces rather than people—ghoulish enough that attraction requires the viewer to create everything themselves.
- Someone (possibly Anna and Dasha from Red Scare, though Tim isn't sure) observed that the Rock is great-looking but there's something weird about not wanting to sleep with him.