rant · moment 23 of 24
Fantasy Funeral for Joe Rogan
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
3 min
Tim imagines an elaborate celebrity-packed funeral for the fictional dead Joe Rogan, featuring Jocko Willink, David Goggins, Jordan Peterson, Barry Weiss, Bernie Sanders, and others.
- Tim imagines Spotify will eventually admit Joe Rogan is dead and hold a memorial service.
- Jaco Willink will speak at the funeral while David Goggins runs backwards through the procession.
- Jordan Peterson arrives at the funeral just weeping uncontrollably.
- Tony Hinchcliffe shows up in full cowboy outfit and hat.
- Brendan Schaub will also be there.
- Jamie will be on the run because he's lost his mind.
- Jamie sits alone in the chair late at night after Joe leaves, practicing 'you pull it up.'
Joe RoganDavid GogginsTony HinchcliffeJordan PetersonMikhaila PetersonBernie SandersBari WeissJocko WillinkJamieBrendan Schaub