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O.J. Simpson Dating Dixie D'Amelio: The Ultimate Plot Twist
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
3 min
Tim spins an elaborate fictional storyline where Dixie D'Amelio dates O.J. Simpson, Charlie is revealed as a pyromaniac, and the D'Amelio family show gets the drama it needs.
- Tim imagines O.J. Simpson dating Dixie D'Amelio and pitches how her parents would have to react.
- Charlie D'Amelio's defense of O.J.: he's like an older brother who taught him football, and internet rumors don't count as evidence.
- Tim does the bit from the family's perspective, with the daughter calling home from Malibu to report O.J. attacked someone with a machete.
- TikTok, the pandemic, and new variants will never end because this is the future we deserve.
- To make the D'Amelio show actually watchable, the father cheats with an 18-year-old, Dixie dates O.J., Charlie starts fires in Malibu with homeless people.
- Addison Huddy has to admit he's a vampire with a blood fetish, and only then will Tim actually watch.
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