rant · moment 19 of 24
Michelle's Dead Dogs and the Six-Dog Rule
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
2 min
Tim riffs on people owning too many dogs, singling out an unnamed 'Michelle' whose maid killed her dog and Whitney's excessive dog count.
- Tim mocks Michelle for criticizing ivermectin being for horses while her whole persona is about horses.
- Surrogacy would be easier than adoption for Michelle and her husband after trying for a year.
- Tim claims he would qualify to adopt based on his profile as someone you'd want raising a child.
- He notes he's not gay, just has sex with men, and isn't in the government or CIA—unlike Michelle's husband.
- Tim jokes that the CIA can't just give them one of the MK kids because nobody wants a lobotomized child at breakfast.
- Stop pretending to care about Ozark; Tim will watch it when it comes back but won't hear it mentioned.