rant · moment 18 of 24
Choosing a Trad Wife Surrogate and the Buttigieg Baby Photos
from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267
3 min
Tim describes his ideal southern, obedient surrogate to pass on his genes, then examines photos of Pete Buttigieg and Chasten's adopted twins, questioning their race.
- Tim wants to find a surrogate to groom a successor to his Patreon dynasty rather than adopt.
- The ideal woman would be a traditional wife from the suburbs of Dallas with blonde hair and minimal intellectual capacity.
- Tim questions what kind of children Pete Buttigieg and Chasten have, noting their baby photos are in black and white and asking about their race.
- Tim's godson is quarter Chinese and he wants to bring him on the show to prove a point about the baby photos.
- Looking at the Buttigieg babies' photo, Tim says they look white to him despite questioning their heritage moments earlier.
- Buttigieg and Chasten also have two dogs named Truman and Buddy, which prompts Tim's rant about people having too many dogs.
- Tim argues two dogs is already too much and more than two is excessive, with five or six dogs indicating something is wrong.
- Michelle Obama keeps six dogs but loses them regularly because her maid killed one, which Tim considers beneficial population control.
- Whitney apparently has five dogs and doesn't even know what's going on with them.
- Tim connects dog ownership excess to a mention of ivermectin.