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McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Conspiracy and the Silent Mcflurry Woman

from #267 - The D'Amelio Variant | The Tim Dillon Show · #267

3 min

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Tim discusses the FTC investigation into McDonald's ice cream machines and tells a story about a rest-stop employee hand-mixing his McFlurry while maintaining unbroken eye contact.

In this bit7 moments
  • FTC investigating why McDonald's ice cream machines are broken more often than working
  • Tim on McDonald's claiming machines are down for cleaning when they actually don't know what's wrong
  • Comparing the ice cream machine conspiracy to California's power grid manipulation under Gray Davis
  • Problem with McFlurries and Blizzards: candy used to be swirled throughout, now it's only on top
  • Tim describes a rest stop McDonald's in Pennsylvania where the machine was broken
  • Employee hand-stirred his McFlurry with an unbroken stare, stabbing it repeatedly with a spoon
  • Tim can't determine if the woman's eye contact was resignation or anger about him ordering a McFlurry
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