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VIP Limousine's Brutal Rebuttal to Lightfoot
from #266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice | The Tim Dillon Show · #266
3 min
The limo company's blistering response is read aloud, revealing that Lightfoot allegedly lied about the driver entering her house, had a declining credit card, and got a free upgrade, catching her in an apparent fabrication.
- Tim describes Lori Lightfoot's expressionless face reading the limo company's response.
- Lightfoot made up that the driver went into her house and urinated on her seat.
- The limo company caught her in a lie immediately, which is why they responded with such venom.
- VIP Limousine's statement was delivered with more confidence and harshness than any corporate correction Tim has ever seen.
- Tim catalogs Lightfoot's character: a bureaucrat who is pushy, rude, demanding, likes getting people in trouble, and won't be held accountable for her own behavior.
- Tim says he loves her and feels gratitude that she exists because she provides entertainment value as the world deteriorates.
- If Tim actually lived in Chicago dealing with the city's homicide rates, he might find her less humorous, but since he doesn't, she's just entertaining.
- Lightfoot has no conscience—she'll lie about a limo driver to get him fired and can dance on camera while people are being shot.
- Her lack of conscience is what allows Lori Lightfoot to dance while people are getting shot in Chicago.