Interview · moment 6 of 21
Excelsior Passes and Vaccine Chip Sensors
from #264 - Time Is A Fat Circle | The Tim Dillon Show · #264
4 min
Guest
They discuss New York's Excelsior Pass vaccine verification, joke about incompetent bouncers checking IDs, and riff on a fantasy where people get glowing arm sensors instead of vaccine mandates.
- Excelsior passes prove you're vaccinated and you'll need one to get into clubs and restaurants in New York.
- The same bouncers and ID checkers who hassle people and don't use judgment would be enforcing vaccine requirements.
- Tim imagines a bouncer catching a 17-year-old thinking she can sneak past him and refusing to let her slide.
- Implementation is probably going to be sloppy, with a lot of venues lazily letting people in without checking.
- Instead of vaccine passports, the government should just give everyone a sensor in their arm that glows if you have COVID.
- Tim does a bit imagining Biden announcing vaccine sensors implanted in your body that glow iridescent blue if you're infected.
- If the chips were functional like Amazon's Dash buttons for ordering Ritz crackers, people might accept them.
- There's going to be real chaos before humanity perfects its biomechanical hybrid state.
- Tim would take a mechanical thyroid or car battery implant if it would help his metabolism.