rant · moment 3 of 22
Incest Theory of the Tile Store Family
from #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show · #263
2 min
Tim escalates into a graphic riff theorizing that the father and daughter at the tile store have an incestuous relationship, using their body language as 'evidence.'
- Tim and his companion gave their phone numbers to the tile store family, who asked for their area codes.
- The tile store people reacted differently to their two area codes—Abilene, Texas versus Beverly Hills.
- Tim joked with the saleswoman that despite the Beverly Hills number, they're Republicans throwing away disgusting amounts of money, and she made a face.
- Tim's theory: anyone who works in a family tile business with their father is driven by unnatural Oedipal desires.
- Tim elaborates his incest theory in explicit detail, claiming such arrangements violate the laws of nature and justify him rejecting their business.