rant · moment 21 of 22
Letting the Salsa Guy Cook at a Restaurant for Ugly People
from #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show · #263
1 min
Tim jokes about releasing the salsa-making stepfather to cook only at a restaurant staffed by unattractive adults.
- Tim proposes hiring a pedophile if he makes perfect guacamole—arguing against letting him rot away in jail.
- Nobody's working because of stimulus checks and companies won't pay—so release convicts to fill gaps.
- Let the guy make salsa at a restaurant where only ugly adults work, not kids—staffed by fours and fives.