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Mocking the Padalecki Farmhouse Tour Video
from #263 - Family Business | The Tim Dillon Show · #263
12 min
Tim and Ben play and riff on a YouTube house tour by Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Padalecki, mocking their 'modern chic farmhouse,' the safari hat, slave jokes about the kitchen, and comparing their view counts unfavorably to truly famous people like Robert Downey Jr. and Hilary Duff.
- Tim describes the Padalecki house as having an old couch where blankets are thrown on it for people to cry about not being able to live anywhere else.
- Acknowledging Jared Padalecki's legitimate credits—Supernatural, Gilmore Girls, House of Wax—while insisting he won't attack the people living there.
- Tim worries about physical safety at the property and claims he woke up wondering if it's still safe to be there.
- Women in Austin wearing safari hats act like they're on expedition in Africa to buy slaves and bring them back to their modern farmhouse.
- Padalecki mentions needing to get out soon because they'll see people around; Tim notes they know one Soho House member who's sweet but brain-dead from lack of oxygen.
- Design and construction work forces horrible conversations with terrible people, mostly lacking passion for their jobs.
- A design contractor suddenly reveals he accidentally killed his son by backing out of the driveway sixteen years ago, derailing discussion of Wolf appliances.
- Tim fantasizes about bringing Ray Kump through the house with a Big Gulp, ashing everywhere while pointing out they said nothing was precious.
- Sitcom actors from superhero shows in 2006 running around in screen suits define what the Hollywood Reporter means by 'famous people'.
- Testing a marriage comes down to two things: doing a home remodel or having a child with brain cancer you can't afford to treat.
- These people aren't actually famous; the Hollywood Reporter should stop writing about non-celebrities deciding to live in Austin.
- The tour has 850,000 views compared to Robert Downey Jr.'s 25 million and Hillary Duff's 7.6 million, proving they're less famous.
- Hillary Duff was wrapped up in Pizzagate conspiracy theories after posting photos of her son; Tim notes people wanted to see her home because of the scandal.
- These people would have a better life not being famous; they just live in Austin where 850,000 views doesn't compete with actual celebrities.
- Jessica Alba's home tour has 31 million views compared to the Padaleckis' lower view count, because she's actually famous and they're not.
- The segment ends with Tim singing 'We Are the World' about the Delta variant.
Genevieve PadaleckiHilary DuffRobert Downey Jr.Soho HouseJessica AlbaSupernaturalWolf AppliancesDick CheneyHouse of Wax