rant · moment 16 of 16
Closing Riff: Freeing Cameron and Killing the Ugly Brother
from #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show · #260
4 min
Tim closes out the Cameron bit, joking about swapping the good-looking son for his "Shrek" brother in a death-for-freedom deal, and imagining a judge letting a gay defendant off entirely.
- Tim hopes Cameron gets let out of prison, arguing that a few minutes shouldn't destroy an entire life irreversibly.
- There are so few truly beautiful people, and many demons are tolerated because they're good-looking.
- Tim would have sentenced Cameron to one month at his driving school instead of 24 years.
- Tim suggests Cameron's parents should be able to offer to kill their ugly brother instead to spare the attractive son.
- The family can never go out in public again after the conviction, so they've ruined their ability to introduce their son.
- Tim argues that being gay could get someone away with killing a mother and child, as judges would show leniency.
- Tim jokes that claiming to be trans would eliminate jail time entirely, with the judge sentencing the victim's husband instead.