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Should Hot People Be Exempt From Justice? (Cameron's Case)

from #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show · #260

12 min

Tim builds an elaborate bit arguing the good-looking driver, Cameron, shouldn't have to serve his sentence because of his looks, fantasizing about a judge propositioning him and about visiting/marrying him in prison.

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  • 18-year-old in a new Mustang was racing at 102 mph on Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa, hit a mother and baby crossing the street at 30 mph after trying to stop.
  • Mother killed instantly, baby thrown from her arms and died the next day; he received 24 years for vehicular manslaughter.
  • Rich, white, good-looking kid with family wealth; his brother got no time at all and the other driver got 6 years.
  • Young girls on TikTok are uploading videos of him with songs like 'I'm in love with a criminal.'
  • Tim argues the mother bears some blame for walking her child across a street where people race cars at 102 mph.
  • On one hand a beautiful, promising white, rich guy with a great future; on the other, a woman and baby who are dead.
  • Tim supports prison for the ugly brother, saying imagine having two children where one is a movie star and the other looks like that.
  • Anyone can make a mistake and their life can be over, but not anyone can be that good-looking—good-looking people are an economy.
  • If Tim were the judge, he'd recuse himself because he'd give him time served or community service in his chambers instead of jail.
  • He's not just good-looking, he's insanely good-looking, and he'll come out of prison in his late 40s bald and ugly, which seems like waste.
  • He only killed two people with a car—there's got to be a better way to handle this situation than 24 years in prison.
  • Tim proposes writing Cameron a letter while he's in Florida State Penitentiary.
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