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Should Hot People Be Exempt From Justice? (Cameron's Case)
from #260 - Prison Pen Pal | The Tim Dillon Show · #260
12 min
Tim builds an elaborate bit arguing the good-looking driver, Cameron, shouldn't have to serve his sentence because of his looks, fantasizing about a judge propositioning him and about visiting/marrying him in prison.
- 18-year-old in a new Mustang was racing at 102 mph on Bayshore Boulevard in Tampa, hit a mother and baby crossing the street at 30 mph after trying to stop.
- Mother killed instantly, baby thrown from her arms and died the next day; he received 24 years for vehicular manslaughter.
- Rich, white, good-looking kid with family wealth; his brother got no time at all and the other driver got 6 years.
- Young girls on TikTok are uploading videos of him with songs like 'I'm in love with a criminal.'
- Tim argues the mother bears some blame for walking her child across a street where people race cars at 102 mph.
- On one hand a beautiful, promising white, rich guy with a great future; on the other, a woman and baby who are dead.
- Tim supports prison for the ugly brother, saying imagine having two children where one is a movie star and the other looks like that.
- Anyone can make a mistake and their life can be over, but not anyone can be that good-looking—good-looking people are an economy.
- If Tim were the judge, he'd recuse himself because he'd give him time served or community service in his chambers instead of jail.
- He's not just good-looking, he's insanely good-looking, and he'll come out of prison in his late 40s bald and ugly, which seems like waste.
- He only killed two people with a car—there's got to be a better way to handle this situation than 24 years in prison.
- Tim proposes writing Cameron a letter while he's in Florida State Penitentiary.
Florida State PenitentiaryBayshore BoulevardTampa