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Sheath Underwear and the Race-War Militia Guy
from #259 - Independence Day with Glenn Greenwald | The Tim Dillon Show · #259
3 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
Tim tells an escalating, absurd story about meeting the (fictionalized) owner of Sheath Underwear in Colorado who is allegedly training his family and a militia for an upcoming 'race war,' repeatedly cutting back to the promo code.
- Tim meets Robert Patron, owner of Sheath Underwear, who pulls him aside to confess he's killed many innocent civilians and wants to do it again.
- Patron runs a militia in Colorado and is training his family for an upcoming race war.
- Patron says he's been preparing for years but America is finally catching up to his timeline.
- The militia conducts basic training, weapons training, hand-to-hand combat, and strategic assault planning.
- Patron's wife is also planning for the race war by cooking and preparing provisions for the group.
- Tim describes Patron's wife as a violent psychopath with a gun, calling her cooking for the militia "cleansing."
- Despite their extremism, Tim notes the Patron family genuinely loves comedy and he encourages supporting Sheath Underwear as a business that defends comedy.