Sneakerhead Chris Hedges and David Icke's Retirement Tour

• 1:01:25Tim creates the character of sneakerhead Chris Hedges, a doomsday preacher who owns 2,000 pairs of colorful sneakers and admits it's his one weakness.
• 1:02:02Chris Hedges never wears the same pair of shoes twice despite believing currency will fail and lecturing about extinction.
• 1:02:18Tim imagines Chris Hedges owning a $20 million Scarface estate in Miami where he hangs out with people doing crocodyl.
• 1:02:41Tim jokes about wanting to read an article where Chris Hedges reverses course and makes an intellectual case for Dogecoin.
• 1:02:56Writing the same article repeatedly makes you a whore for attention, Tim says, even if your job is teaching prisoners.
• 1:03:19Tim imagines Chris Hedges showing up to a prison reentry program and telling inmates the corporate oligarchs have pillaged all resources and all life on Earth will disappear.
• 1:03:54The prison might have to fire Chris Hedges after his last visit sparked riots because inmates decided nothing matters.
• 1:04:09Tim imagines Chris Hedges as a David Icke-style arena showman, walking out and screaming about the fifth-grade extinction.
• 1:04:33David Icke got displaced by QAnon—now the conspiracy guy who talked about reptiles is the one who makes sense.
• 1:05:14David Icke should do a retirement tour like Cher, one final run before hanging it up.
• 1:05:27Funniest thing was watching David Icke in a big UK arena wax poetic about his days as a striker instead of getting to the lizards.
• 1:05:56Everyone just wants to be famous—Chris Hedges and all these guys keep repeating themselves on Twitter to stay relevant.
• 1:06:18Tim suggests he'll know it's all over when Chris Hedges moves to Miami.
• 1:06:29Merch concept: Chris Hedges t-shirt advertised as official branded apparel for the show.

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