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HelloFresh Ad: Monsanto Cheese and Raytheon Produce
from #251 - Dirty Little Animals (ft. Ray Kump) | The Tim Dillon Show · #251
5 min
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Tim jokes about wanting raw milk cheese instead of "Monsanto cheese" and produce made by "Raytheon" while pitching HelloFresh's meal kits and discount code.
- Tim wants to make a soufflé but just buys pizza instead, lamenting his inability to cook.
- Tim hates the grocery store because of the depressed, unsanitary people he encounters there.
- All the food now comes from Monsanto, and he wants real unpasteurized cheese instead of this processed stuff.
- The produce is all made by Raytheon, and he doesn't want to cook on the back of a Scud missile.
- Younger women these days want to vlog and be impressed by fresh food, unlike the older generation who just wanted lasagna.
- When a woman walks in, you greet her by saying "Hello friends," which breaks the ice and sets a friendly tone.
- The big problem with dieting is that going out to eat ruins it, so you need HelloFresh instead.
- If you go to the grocery store planning to diet, you end up chugging ranch dressing in aisle six—we all know who you are.
- With HelloFresh, you get a box of fresh ingredients and instructions, and you can make a meal in under 20 minutes.