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Liquidate Your Kids' College Fund for Bitcoin
from #250 - The New Shepard | The Tim Dillon Show · #250
2 min
SponsorBitcoin 2021 Conference
The Bitcoin conference ad spirals into dark jokes about neglecting sick relatives and grabbing your wife forcefully to explain you put the family's money into bitcoin because of the Winklevii.
- Bitcoin 2021 conference happening in Miami on June 4th and 5th with Jack Dorsey, Chamath Palihapitiya, Tony Hawk, and Michael Saylor headlining
- Tim notes he might be considered a headliner if he does a good job with his ad read, but probably won't be
- Whale day ahead of the conference features bitcoin-powered arcade games, art gallery, Tony Hawk skating, and family-friendly activities
- Take money from sick relatives' nursing homes and buy bitcoin with it, use promo code TIM DILLON at b.tc/conference
- Bitcoin is more important than kids, schooling, sick relatives, or wives with health problems
- Even if family members can't eat, they'll eventually eat the coin once bitcoin goes higher
- Bitcoin is going to a million dollars according to the Winklevoss twins, so just listen to the Winklevi
- Bring the kids and family to learn about bitcoin's future, or if you can't afford childcare, leave them at a rest stop
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