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Sheath Underwear and the Gay Murderer Founder
from #250 - The New Shepard | The Tim Dillon Show · #250
3 min
SponsorSheath Underwear
An ad for Sheath Underwear spirals into a riff on the founder's military past, joking repeatedly that he is a closeted gay veteran who invented moisture-wicking underwear after secret experiences overseas.
- Tim pitches Sheath Underwear, a moisture-wicking pouch for genitals that prevents sweating and chafing.
- The founder Robert Patron was dishonorably discharged from the military for murdering civilians.
- Tim insists Patron's focus is purely on preventing sweat on men's genitals, with absolutely no other context to consider.
- Patron is described as a gay murderer who killed babies in Iraq and then started an underwear company.
- Tim acknowledges he keeps trying to find an angle to get the sponsor to drop him.
- The product pitch continues: it's a gay man's company for keeping genitals dry during various activities.
- Tim concludes that both things can be true—the underwear is genuinely good and the founder really is a gay murderer.