rant · moment 6 of 41
The Girl at the Rangers Game Who Lied About Her Dad
from #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show · #247
2 min
Tim recounts a woman at the game giving him two different names for which MLB team her father coached, framing it as her practicing lying like a foreign language learner.
- Tim argues you have to lie to people because he doesn't like anyone and would otherwise tell them so immediately.
- At a Rangers game, a girl from California told him her father was two different coaches with completely different names ten minutes apart.
- Tim decides to start claiming Richard Gere is his brother instead of confronting her about the lie.
- She's practicing her lies on him, the same way people practice English as a second language, testing out whoppers before using them at job interviews or with men.