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Miami's Superficial Fun vs Miserable Modern Gay Culture

from #247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas) | The Tim Dillon Show · #247

3 min

Tim praises Miami and certain parts of Florida for embracing hedonism without wokeness, contrasting it with the newly miserable, lecture-obsessed state of gay culture despite reduced real discrimination.

In this bit9 moments
  • Gay people fought for marriage rights but aren't actually getting married, and they're not adopting kids either despite claiming that was essential.
  • Tim questions how much of your limited time on Earth you want to spend being miserable.
  • The Woody Allen documentary is the worst advertisement for adoption because it's made people reconsider rescuing kids.
  • Mia Farrow adopted eight kids, increasingly raising the odds one of them would seduce her boyfriend.
  • Tim on Woody introducing Mia to each newly adopted child: 'Meet the new one, Fung Ling.'
  • Woody looks guilty in the documentary, moving like a man coveting someone's daughter.
  • Someone should have cut her off at eight like a bartender stopping a drunk customer.
  • You can't keep adopting kids indefinitely; you need to build a wall and close the border around your own family.
  • Everyone secretly collecting California unemployment while living in Texas is hilarious.
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